Enough Cutouts for tonight. DFGDSA
Morning on Mars
professorpemzini: dduane: sketchlock: rhea137: 6 Martian sunrises, as seen by the HiRISE orbiter. Once again, not artist’s renditions. HOLY CRAP. Let’s go there right now. YES. Dude this gives me so many feels, I don’t even know what I’m feeling.
If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
iitsmariaa: omg the notes!!!! LOL
arisenanew: having reaction images but never getting the opportunity to use them
ONLY ONE CONCLUSION…GOD’S VAGINA IS A CLOWN CAR– Makia (via flying-taco)
When someone knocks on your door when you're home...
rue: katniss will you sing for me
katniss: mmm whatcha say
Quick Summary of the Lorax
Ted: I like chicks.
Chick: I like trees.
Ted: I'll get that bitch a tree. Bitches love trees. Hey Gramma where the fuck do I get a tree?
Gramma: Go talk to the Once-ler, he knows shit like that.
Ted: Yo Once-ler bro how the fuck do I get a tree?
Once-ler: Lemme tell you a story about trees.
Ted: Do you have to?
Once-ler: Yes. So there was this time when I had a douchebag family and then I ditched them and went off and cut down some trees to make shit with. And then this Lorax dude showed up.
Lorax: If you cut down any more trees I will cut you.
Once-ler: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Cool story bro.
Lorax: I'm sorry, by 'I will cut you' I meant I will dump you into a river and leave you to drown.
Once-ler: Woah calm thyself the fuck down bro. Jesus Christ, man. I won't cut down any more trees, happy?
Lorax: That's chill then.
Everybody: GIMME A FUCKIN THNEED I WANT ONE
Once-ler: Shit shit um hey I gotta call my douchebag family over to help.
Douchebag family: Just cut the damn trees down already you pansy.
Once-ler: Aw why the hell not. Sure thing.
Everybody: FUCKIN THNEEDS HELL YEAH
Once-ler: I'm fuckin rich this is awesome.
Lorax: What the fuck dude you promised!
Once-ler: I didn't PINKY PROMISE, douchebag, so it didn't count.
Lorax: Fuck you douchebag that's the last fuckin tree you just killed, good going. Have a goddamn tree seed, I'm out.
Douchebag family: Lol fail we're out.
Everyone: Lol I'm out man air's fuckin filthy around here.
Once-ler: What the hell do I do now. I'm just gonna lock myself up for a couple decades and not bother planting this seed thing.
Ted: So if you're not using it can I have it or what?
Once-ler: Why the hell not, man, go get that chick.
O'Hare: Woah woah everyone slow down trees will give you guys for free what I give you for 50 bucks. That's not cool man.
Ted: Nobody gives a shit, I have a fuckin tree. Move bitch, get out the way. I'm planting this fucker.
Chick: Oh, Mr. Ted, ooooh! You're so sexy, take me now! My body is ready!
Gramma: Damn straight.
Lorax: 'Bout time someone planted that damn tree. Hey Once-ler bud we're cool now, there's a tree again.
Once-ler: That's fucking awesome, man. Gimme a hug.
fuck da police
I spent the day in Old Montreal again.
maeofclubs: For those of you who don’t know, didn’t need to know, or didn’t want to know, my sister’s spent the last month in a school called Portage, that focuses on helping troubled kids get better. She’ll be there for the next 5 months as well. Today she was allowed to have a 6 hour outting from this school, to spend with family. So we took her to Old Montreal to go see the art galleries and...
If you watch The Lorax backwards it's about a boy...
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
kaytally: slytherin-in-the-tardis: stillnot-ginger: starshiprangerjess: 2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine: #because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why #For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY #Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER...
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
So I made my first decent gif.
purplepuppet: blueskyesandberets: ^ This accurately represents me almost 85% of the time. I will now spam it unconditionally. Now you know the exciting world of gif making =v=