troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

humansofnewyork:

“It’s been passed around between my friends. It’s like The Sisterhood of The Travelling Pants. Except it’s not pants. It’s a snake vertebrae.”

(San Francisco, CA)

eridave:

when somebody asks me what im supposed to be doing

cryaoticmonki:

I WALK INTO THE OFFICE TO FIND MY 5 YEAR OLD BROTHER WATCHING CRY PLAYS: AMNESIA CUSTOM STORIES AND HE IS FIVE AND TYPED IT IN ALL BY HIMSELF AND THE MINUTE I COME IN HE PAUSES AND LOOKS AT ME AND GOES DON’T TELL MOM BECAUSE HE SAYS A BAD WORD I’M CRYING

micthemicrophone:

odysseyeurobeat:

thesubpixel:

BREAKING NEWS

“Yahoo to remove all content from Tumblr besides Ratboy Genius”

I for one welcome our new Ratboy overlord.

Our messiah has finally come.

rubdown:lovelymoonbeams:stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

this is genuinely the first photo i’ve seen of her looking older

I didn’t know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that’s the only pictures I’ve ever seen. 

“Did I just become stronger?”

Heartcatch Precure episode 12

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

amistillpretty:

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

THANK YOU ^

chronic-mastication:

Sachertorte appreciation : 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9

jadehariey:

So I’m finally doing a quadrant necklace giveaway?????!?!??!

THE WINNER WILL GET:

• ONE OR A PAIR OF CARD SUIT NECKLACES for WHOEVER THE FUCK FILLS YOUR QUADRANTS 

be cool follow da rules:

• YOU CAN LIKE AND REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT BUT BE CONSIDERATE TO YOUR FOLLOWERS
• YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME BUT IF YOU DO I WILL cry because i’m really not a quality blog

WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN VIA RANDOM GENERATOR ON MAY 25, 2013 

yo yo i’m also selling card suits rings and necklaces and you can take a look at them here ==> magical shop of magic

maeofclubs:

doodlediddy:

BUNNICULA IS IN MY HOUSE. OMG. SEND HELP!!!!!

#fear me

That I already do.

lilliputianhitcher:

joike:

my spiritual home

now you too can get hit on by kaji

bakaunagi:

enjye:

peachdango:

the more pictures i see of dangan ronpa the more confused i become as to what it’s even about

don’t worry we don’t know either

hagakuburger

getreadytowiggle:

what the batter was really thinking